We at The Weekly Blurb believe that every film, no matter how good or bad, deserves a great blurb - a nice, punchy, positive bit of praise that can be pulled out here and pasted in your movie's advertising.

And the Blurb is free - help yourself to any quote and use it any way you choose. You can even pull a blurb for a different movie and use it in yours. You'd do it if you could anyway, so why not do it here.

Why do we do what we do? We don't know. Maybe it's some desperate need for attention, a strange compulsion to see our words in print. We're not sure. We're trying to figure it out. All we know is that if you have a movie, we want to be Your Dependable Hollywood Quote Whore.

Mal Valour (Pronounced "val-OOR")  embarked on his legendary career as movie reviewer for the Chicagoland Weekly Shopper News "On the Town" section.  Gaining notoriety for his upbeat style, Mal became a star on the syndicated 30-Second Movie Minute radio spot series and as substitute of Milwaukee Cable 6 show Movie Matinee.  After his bitter divorce a light nervous breakdown followed, including a brief jail term, forcing Mal into semi-retirement. But now Mal's back, and better than ever, and ready to deliver the kind of reviews you'll want to read every week! 

Mal lives in Southern California with his Personal Assistant and girlfriend, former shopping network star Debi DeBoni.